Open Letter to His Holiness Pope Leo XIV

Your Holiness,

For the sake of the morale of the Church's Hierarchy (the universal College of Bishops), and, indeed, of the entire Body of Christ and of the whole world, it is imperative that His Eminence Victor Manual ("Tucho") Cardinal Fernández should be immediately dismissed from his role as the Prefect of the Dicastery of the Doctrine of the Faith because of the scandal the unorthodoxy of his theological positions have already caused and continue to cause throughout the Church and the world.

Furthermore, his doctrinal unsoundness vitiates all of his doctrinal pronouncements. He cannot fulfill his role effectively because his is not fit for the role and his reputation is so bad that he cannot command the required respect for continuing the role.

Tucho's got to go!

Thank you, in advance, for Your Holiness' swift attention and response to this most urgent and necessary action.

May the Sweet Lord Jesus, the Compassionate Solace of the Holy Souls in Purgatory, reward Your Holiness for doing this necessary thing, and may the Most Holy Virgin Mary, our Mother, be with you.

--Plinthos